和尚的一场春梦

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相传在古代的时候,为了要试练和尚的定力,因此呢,就有人想出了一个好妙好妙的点子。那就是什么呢?就是把老和尚还有小和尚的下体都绑上了一只鼓鎚,在其上方再摆一面鼓。然后,再请来仅穿薄如蝉翼的衣服的美艳女子大跳艳舞,在美艳女子的媚舞舞动之下,谁用得了呀,因此,老和尚与小和尚均难忍色诱,每个和尚都打响了那面鼓了,一时之间,鼓声大作,咚咚咚咚,好不热闹。就好像是活火山要爆发了一样!由此证明,“酒色财气”中的“色”是所有男性之中最难自制的男性本能...海外影院

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相传在古代的时候,为了要试练和尚的定力,因此呢,就有人想出了一个好妙好妙的点子。那就是什么呢?就是把老和尚还有小和尚的下体都绑上了一只鼓鎚,在其上方再摆一面鼓。然后,再请来仅穿薄如蝉翼的衣服的美艳女子大跳艳舞,在美艳女子的媚舞舞动之下,谁用得了呀,因此,老和尚与小和尚均难忍色诱,每个和尚都打响了那面鼓了,一时之间,鼓声大作,咚咚咚咚,好不热闹。就好像是活火山要爆发了一样!由此证明,“酒色财气”中的“色”是所有男性之中最难自制的男性本能...海外影院

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